The saddest part is that we have the technology and means to fix any and all of these, just not the desire.

You don’t enjoy the unholy union of packing wrap and kitchen sponge?

‘Tis my profession as well. My life is all testing on Prod.

“The planet will be fine. We’re fucked.”

— St. Carlin

I’m so glad I don’t have any kids. That failure was a blessing in disguise

That would belong on Twitter, if it was 10 years ago and not full of nazis

If you leave your cheeseburger alone for more than 5 minutes, he’s impounding it

The people who throw away leftovers after a day or two (or refuse to eat leftovers) are insane. They’re the same ones who won’t drink a bottle of water after its “expiration date”. Smell the thing. If it’s gross, get rid of it. Otherwise, it’s fine. I mean damn, people.

I used to love going to Babbage’s in the mall. So many King’s Quest boxes….

Ostriches and emus are fucking mother fuckers. I have stories.

I mean, all of it?

forwardsfromgrandpa

This and 24-hour “news entertainment” are fully responsible for society’s woes, far as I can tell.