Probably best to stop letting the pig in the bed, too.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-and-max-a-love-story-made-in-hollywood-427257.html

Occasionally, all that squealing can come in handy, like the early morning hours of 16 January 1994, when the Northridge earthquake shook most of Los Angeles, prompting shortlived but very real fears that the Big One had struck.

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Max was in bed with me and woke up minutes before it happened. And I was yelling at him for waking me up, when everything just exploded. So, I’m naked with Max, and running … because I’m in a house on a hill, and if it’s going down I want to be up on the street, dodging the next house.

August 29 1997, the day pajamas became self-aware.

Actually it’s a thing schools do (in the US, at least), like casual day except that the kids wear pajamas to school.

I just thought that as the ultimate authority on memes, he might take more of an interest.

I’m beginning to think that Richard Dawkins doesn’t even bother moderating this community…

My first thought was that it was a Westworld reference.

Seriously. It’s something about shampoo, hair conditioner, laundry detergent and laundry conditioner especially. The product type is printed as small as the dosage on med bottles.