It’s nice to know he’s a pathological liar right off the bat

Only if somebody doesn’t take this as an opportunity to assassinate him.

For the betterment of the nation, of course

I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

Because the mass shooting in a church that then got set on fire this morning, wasn’t enough for today…

The real estate belongs to the United States government. Trump, of course, has already said he wants to build a hotel/casino there.

Edit: oops, my mistake. The city of New York donated the land to the UN, on which they built the complex. It is considered international territory. Something I did not know.

Well, it’s definitely one of the countries where I can point it out on a map, because you have some very noisy neighbors.

Half of them probably fell asleep about 20 minutes into his insane rant

Many vile people do

when it’s too sunny in UK

lol

Is that the British term for “it stopped raining for five seconds”?

Having to remember a bunch of telephone numbers really sucked. I was particularly bad at it, myself, and had to carry around a little address book. I’m so much more happy now that I can store phone numbers in my phone.