bryndos

The point is pretty much exactly what you said. It doesn’t really matter what letters you put any where in any word in English; people will pronounce it however they like anyway. And then there will always be some opinionated arrogant contrary fucker - that’s the role that I decided to play in this case - will accuse everyone else of speaking wrong.

Personally, I see and sometimes hear a a difference between ‘sk’ and ‘sch’. Just like I enjoy pronouncing both r’s in ‘February’ unlike most people. I think ‘color’ should be pronounced differently from ‘colour’ too, and ‘meter’ is different from ‘metre’ . And don’t get me started on the difference between ‘a’ and ‘ar’. But all of that is just pettifoggery .

People are going to say it the way they say it anyway. Listen to how most Scots pronounce ‘where’, ‘what’ etc.; it’s been many hundreds of years since the letters were switched, but most Scots still pronounce it much more like the old spellings ‘hwer’, hwat’ and so on.

So add whatever letters you like, say it however you like, because everyone else will keep on doing whatever fits their culture irrespective of spelling.

Yes Corporate Social Responsibility reports, ftw! /s

Agoraphobia became popular in the 1950s or something?

Give that poor bus a bus lane though.

Yes.

I can only definitively answer on the second part, but i’ll take a gamble on the whole thing.

Don’t hammer whilst on drugs kids.

It can be a gateway to ridiculous trousers.

Damn, am I really going to have to start going to bank regularly, getting cash from the cashier, and boycotting card-only places.

Meh, I guess I’ve nowt better to with my time.

At work when no one wants to pick up a task, I issue the “slopey shoulders” award.

Are you suggesting “professional gamer” is not a real/worthwhile job?

Man, if i could get a patent on offending people . . . money, money money, win win win.

I thinks that’s about right for the UK, but at least one of my bikes is considerably cheaper.

Begs the question, why th efuck does anyone drive anywhere in this cuntry? A lot of severe mobility disabilities I think.

Just make sure his grinder/ knife/bullet hits you in the foam+plastic bike helmet. you’ll be golden.

No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they’re in heat do not honk back even if it’d be *really * funny. And if they’re randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.

Haha, yeah. If you like, I can design a really cheap study with a small enough sample size that the chances of 50% are lower than either 0 or 100.

That’s how science works right, exploit the logistic distribution for the LOLs (and funding from an interest group). Aw shit-bags, this is not sciencemems,

I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don’t get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.

They’ll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they’ll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn’t respond convincingly.

Birds are just dinosaurs after Steam blocked most of the adult content.

It’ll be like MS windows. "Service needed " message will pop up as soon as you get in, then it’ll drive straight to the nearest service centre , however many 100’s of km away, and keep you hostage inside 'til you pay the bill.

It’d be more emphatic if you wrote that in another language. For that type of expression the French are usually fairly adept. “Anglaise? Je deteste la pute stupide!”

Disclaimer: I don’t speak French, so probably don’t actually say that to a real French speaker.

Who tf pronounces skism like that?! Sch is longer and a bit softer than a sk sound. I guess we’re back around to Febuary again .

How’d they get rid of the fucking cabbies? They were most of the car traffic round Bank from what I remember.

They used to do rolling honking protests round the whole town about every least little thing, especially anything questioning their god given rights to pump half-combusted diesel down everyone else’s throats.