dumbass

I’d be offended, if it wasn’t so accurate.

Ooooooo, one more week till we hit 500!

Can I keep it for tomorrow? I got something I wanna do.

I thought your voice sounded familiar.

“Hey, were you at that BDSM orgy the other night?”

You have a fucked up family full of fucked up people doing fucked up things and pretend fucking god told them to do the fucked up things.

Man, my heart goes out to you, you got some weird family members.

Me personally, I would write them off untill they can treat me with the respect I deserve.