The brown guy, yeah.

Not the fictional Aryan one they worship.

Jesus ✝️

One of the others was himself.

My folks voted in my favor but I don’t hesitate to remind them that their cohort is the actual worst of all fucking time.

It can be painful how good at math my dad is and still parrots “well, the interest rates were worse in the early 80s,” to which I don’t hesitate, "oh? What was that sky high mortgage you and mom had in 1982? $650/mo?

My car payment is more and minimum wage is the fucking same.

If by mid-60s you mean 1971…?

Yeah when it’s the parent who does it, it’s usually because they’re completely exhausted from trying to tend to the baby and… Tragic.

But this is a person in the clock…?

I mean idk I’d like to know more about this person’s general wellbeing/state. Are they working 3 jobs? Dealing with loss or something? Or was this just a day at work?

Five hundred
Twenty five thousand
Six hundred miiiiiiinutes

Oh if it does that guys gonna have a hell of a bad life.

I’m not advocating for this, but if you ruin the lives of men and women everywhere by burdening them with children they didn’t want just because you’re a little bitch, you’re gonna get some world class bullying.