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19 days agoAgain you mean


Again you mean
Lol this is my favorite so far


A sound plan. An effective strategy that would give any president pause. However, they overlooked a few key details. While they were playing a master class in chess, Trump was at a checkers board playing roulette and shitting himself. By playing roulette I mean stock manipulation and insider trading while he sucked on checkers pieces and shat himself.
Grow enough confidence to wear mismatch socks. The big Socks Must Match industry steals minutes of ppls life’s each year by peer pressuring individuals into believing that socks must match. I promise you socks still work mismatched.
With the time I save each year I can shitpost on lemmy