It’s really accurate, though.

Most texans believe texas is the greatest place on earth while never having even left their state. That’s how delusional they are.

Texans are some of the most delusional people on the planet.

On both sides of the political spectrum.

Because why would Israel stop their genocide if they don’t have to?

Conducting airstrikes isn’t nearly as exhausting as getting hit by them.

I wonder why this is.

Perhaps it’s because they’re NB. Perhaps it’s because they support policies that might upset the status quo (cartels making as much money as possible and killing anyone who opposes them without repercussion.)

Yikes.

I never tip these days. It’s a band-aid solution that needs to end.

When tipping, either the customer is getting fucked or the employee; never the owner. I choose to fuckover the employee because they’d rather fuck me and lots of them support tipping culture saying “they make more in tips.”

Well, good. You can “make more in tips” without me. I guess that way everyone literally wins.