Nice, I didn’t even see the punchline coming.

Yeah the vampire would have the start of one very fucking awesome quarter before the planet froze and became inhospitable to life.

Yeah, not communicating enough with your spouse to know their political beliefs would be a major red flag. That in itself should be the final nail in the coffin.

Hmmm I’m more interested in the Epstein list that Bondi had. Maybe we finish going through that list before starting on a second one?

I mean… not anymore.

I’m a dude and that still have me a physical reflex

Wtf how is this even possible? How could footprints survive weather and wildlife for 78,000 years? That’s kind blowing.

Laynez-Ambrosio was charged with obstruction without violence and sentenced to 10 hours of community service and a four-hour anger management course.

Wtf

It’s a book with chapters. Basically a regular ass book. When kids are real little, their books are like 15 pages long. Then in like 1st or 2nd grade, they move onto reading big kid books - aka “chapter books” that have enough pages to warrant chapters.

You never hear someone over the age of 7 or 8 mention reading “chapter books” because they’re just know as books.

Except anon, who is dumb as fuck.

Windows is more like, oh that file you saved earlier? Yeah we moved that to OneDrive. You want it back? Sorry didn’t pay your OneDrive subscription fee, so you don’t actually have that file anymore. Hope it wasn’t something irreplaceable like your kid’s baby photos or anything lol.