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Cake day: July 30th, 2023

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  • Afraid I have news for you…

    It’s slow. Interminably slow. You think you might be prepared for how slow it is, you are not.

    Google “Red Dead Redemption 2 slow” if you doubt this.

    Second, the controls absolutely suck. Not sure who decided the same button should be either “talk to NPC” or “shoot NPC right in the goddamned head” but that never should have passed play testing.

    Again, Google “Red Dead Redemption 2 controls” if you doubt this.

    I LOVED RDR1. Played the hell out of that game, was really looking forward to 2.

    Then I had to walk through snow for an hour before anything happened.

    Got through that godawful opening sequence, got to a bit where we’re going across a prairie, hear a call for help, ride over to talk to an NPC to see what’s going on and shoot them right in the goddamned head instead, prompting a fugitive run.

    That’s when I realized I could re-start the game and try again, or just say “fuck it” and cut my losses. I cut my losses. I’m not going to fight bad game design AND the plot.