https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

What about the Metzgermeister? The case about the cannibal who ate the victim’s severed penis along with the victim, and then murdered and ate the guy’s flesh. The guy did volunteer to be eaten, to be fair.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Wut was Wenguh finkin sendin Walcaw in!?

My guess too, but it doesn’t match the 3 above

Does a baby count as a wild animal?

Into the inferno? You monster!

I’ve contracted AIDS

Sorry for your loss

Smoke weed every day.

I am Luigi.

Put in some headphones and pretend you’re listening to something funny

PIVOT

Meticulous, yes. Methodical. Educated. They were these things. Nothing extreme. Like anyone, they varied. There were days of mistakes and laziness and infighting. And there were days, good days, when by anyone’s judgment, they would have to be considered clever. No one would say that what they were doing was complicated. It wouldn’t even be considered new. Except maybe in the geological sense. They took from their surroundings what was needed, and made of it something more.

Something like Automate the Boring Stuff might be a good option for what you want. Programming is just another tool to solve a problem.

For example, I hated when I would archive an unread email, it would remain as unread. So I created a script to mark any archived emails as read, and that script runs every couple of hours.

That’s why he listens.