If you can get it, Portland Ketchup is very good, and you won’t be supporting dipshit multimillionaires.

That’s definitely where the world is headed. As an American, my stomach drops every time I think about what exports from the United States are going to look like when the quarterly numbers come out. No one wants to buy from us anymore because… Well… We’re a bunch of fucking assholes.

Every sperm is sacred…