Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2521·5 days agoI cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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News@lemmy.world•USDA Threatens Stores Giving Discounts to People on Food Stamps
10·5 days agoYet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?
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World News@lemmy.world•UN Says Trump’s ‘Unacceptable’ Boat Strikes Violate International LawEnglish
91·9 days agoWhat about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?
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News@lemmy.world•Stephen Miller's wife threatens political commentator with deportation during debate
231·9 days agoWhat a fucking Karen.
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News@lemmy.world•ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
411·11 days agoJesus christ this is scary.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something you do that is not "age appropriate"?
3·13 days agoAlways makes me misty
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which stages of life do you think is the best part?
2·14 days agoSeconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Say your partner is gone for around a week, and you're home alone. What are you going to do that you wouldn't normally with someone around?
23·14 days agoCook food that he doesn’t like
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"
113·17 days agoI never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.
Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•One day, you wake up finding out that a person you cared about seemingly vanished, and there are no traces of them; Would you trust your memories, or would you think you are hallucinating?
1·18 days agoI’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.
8·18 days agoHave you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.
It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).
Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.



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