Hail Satan!

I see Canada. Walking around like normal people. But it doesn’t know it’s Canada.

Hello, this is Canada.

Can I get mine with a side of polyamory please?

Have you heard the good word of our dark lord and master, Satan, from whom all human advancements, intoxicants, and good music originate?

How does one play basketball in the woods?

Good partners of any gender want equality, emotional vulnerability, good communication, and mutual support.

Shitty partners want gender roles. When you have a realistic view of the world then you understand that people have flaws, strong points, and layers of complexity.

The good news is there are plenty of good partners out there. The bad news is that the only way to really firm up what you want, offer, and need, is trial and error.

He’s in the files because he fucks children, I’d imagine. Not complicated.

What is HAIM?

This brings me back.

I’d thoroughly learn everything I could before doing a drug, so I could use it responsibly, and then proceed to use it in as reckless and irresponsible fashion as possible.

Ah. To be young again.

And the reason you believe this is because there is no online platform where you can say “I support this” without getting permabanned.

I’m not saying you aren’t coming across this a lot, but stop and consider the fact that it’s the most extreme opinion Americans are allowed to have online.

So, I think we, as a seaciety, need to start waluigiing ceos.

If to Luigi someone is to kill them, then to waluigi someone must mean that we create someone. As life is the opposite of death, so too is waluigi the opposite of Luigi.

Therefore, it is time we start impregnating the wives of CEOs.

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No. No, I don’t think I will.

And whales

Currently on day 197.

Whoops.

I’ve said too much.

If there’s a hot war between the US and FIFA then I think water polo is likely to be the winner when the fighting stops.