You probably don’t have fantasies of sex with odd slugs in proxima centauri. You probably don’t dream of being a brain parasite.

You’re making some big assumptions here

There’s no such thing as a passing lane here (CA), the left lane is called the fast lane and staying in one lane is recommended (but of course, stay in the one that matches your speed, don’t go 60 in the fast lane on the highway) vs weaving in and out.