Ha! As a sidenote, I’m a regular public speaker in front of 100+ people (occasionally more, maybe capping out at 500). I’ve heard this suggestion time and again. I’m not sure where it originated from, but I can tell you, it’s absolute bullshit advice.

When you’re in front of an audience, the last thing you need is to pile on more mental load which requires you to imagine anything. it’s actually terrible advice.

THAT’S what you’re worried about!?

Yo… A lot of those gun toting assholes want this

I’m a huge fan of the Gran Turismo (others as well, including rally) series. I’m pretty good too. I have my own wheel/pedal setup and take beating my PB’s on tracks pretty seriously. The handful of times I’ve played drunk have been insanely great fun. It also reinforced how important it is to NEVER drive drunk

Alright, I’ll be the pedantic dick commenter and say: if Superman had toenail clippers capable of cutting through his nails, they wouldn’t shoot off at insane speeds. Either the material of the clippers would just be crushed in his grasp, or they’re made of some fantastical material that can withstand the forces needed and can cut them. There’s no scenario where the trimmings shoot off like this

Fuck.

I completely relate. I think that’s just part of maturing in general. I’d modify that a bit though. “Fuck everyone else” is too dismissive. You’ve got to take others into account. If you don’t, you are absolutely part of the problem

I’d like to hear an explanation for why you think this.

They can’t make porn illegal yet.

Pretty fucking classless dude 👎