Yeah, it’s a shithole country which is why I got rid of my car, let my driver’s license expire, and left the country. Looking back, it was pretty prescient considering how fascism-y it has gotten there.

I thought this was just going to be a dead link, but I am delightfully surprised.

Meh, fuck that. Welcome them to the internet and smack them down. They gotta learn. Embrace your inner Aslan.

One of us! One of us!

No need for the /s here. That shithead should be in prison as a 34 count convicted felon. Justice was usurped by a shitty judge that didn’t want to make it constitutionally inconvenient.

Yes, but it is typically used for milk, like so:

The kind that requires this implement:

The only thing I can think of when I read this dumb propaganda story

Man, I feel like I could make a flipbook of this dudes thumbnails.

But no, I just unfortunately share a morbid fascination of German memes with this youtuber.

Germans do have some fire memes. I endorse your learning effort. But if you hate Texas as much as I do, feeding memes to the slop machines running out of Texas data centers is a really great way to ruin their day.

You wouldn’t happen to have a very bushy mustache, would you?

Yeah, but it is a forest in Texas, and we’ve already established that I hate Texas. Besides, they don’t like trees over there anyhow, only guns and denying teenagers abortions

It’s official. We’re now bros.

I feel like the sarcasm and jokiness is getting lost here. I am here to inform you that my tongue has been firmly planted into my cheek the whole time. It was a charade; a bamboozle. I have joked upon you but the humorousness was lost. For this, you have my eternal apologies. And just in case you’re German, I’ll translate this, so you understand.

GERMAN TRANSLATION: Ich fühle, der Anzug ist zu eng. Ich stehe hier, um Sie zu warnen, dass meine Zunge fest im Fisch eingepflanzt ist. Es war ein Tanz; ein Gummiband. Ich habe das Schwein belächelt, aber der Keks ist verloren. Darum haben Sie jetzt mein Ewiger Felsen. Und nur für den Fall, dass Sie aus dem Mond kommen, ich werde das kochen, damit Sie das Salz verstehen.

Because obviously American text generator technology is vastly superior.

And also, I hate Texas.

Jokes on you, I fuckin’ love the German memes and dump that shit into an LLM to translate on demand.

Like this one for example, it says:

“My face when I read that Americans can’t understand German manners.”