yeah but if i stay there for a week why do I have to get up early every day?

They can simply say “please leave your room at ?? AM on the day of your departure” and I’ll do it.

So nobody cares that this dude sleeps at home without any pillow case? no duvet cover? i bet he’s also raw dogging his mattress without any sheets. are you out of your mind? whats wrong with you?

You can get nutrients from the sauce. IMO tomato sauce is very tasty and can be pretty cheap as well. Probably the cheapest would be tomato paste and water as a base. Or canned tomatoes. Depending on how cheap you want to go you can add vegetables to your liking. Onions are always great but also carrots or peas.