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Oh boy. A typo on a discussion forum. Get over it.

Quotes. Yes, I’m still nitpicking.

It’s journalism. The least they can do is be grammatically accurate. It’s half their job.

Read the article to see if someone was punched in the gut. Spoiler: nobody was.

Fuck Missouri.

Oh no! Save the ritual! Think of all the Instagrammers.

There’s a slant in this somewhere. If it sways people in the right direction, I’ll take it, but I’m sure another shoe will drop.

Darkerer

Ahead?

Not a “turning point” so much as a passenger grabbed the wheel and the driver had to adjust.

So, no opinions.

Check.

It’s not funny and none of what you just repeated is clever or novel. It’s just… Literal.

I think they were arrested last time. It was not this term. They were hiding out in Oklahoma or something like that.

How is this funny or even clever?

This isn’t the first time they’ve done this.

As if reporting on it for the 60th time will surprise anyone or cause change.

Correct. He is a convicted rapist though the actual legal language is different because he’s rich, but not a convicted paedo…yet.

I don’t have faith this will happen, but do have hope.

She’s progressive. She a leftist in my eyes. She’s definitely not aligned with the neolibs. Also, she reminds me of Phyllis from The Office.

You forgot about the common obit causes of death, “Stepped off of street to sidewalk” or some such.

When will they hit a student? It’s not a matter of if, but when. This is so fucking idiotic.

Good thing you put that /s in there. I would never have realized this was a joke.