So natural selection says it preys primarily on whitetail deer?

National Association of Dildo Sports (the NADS) will have to provide rules, regulations, and strap on a structure for competition and records.

Vibes all the way down.

Can we just start revolting yet?

The logic:

400 years of slavery but your great great grand grand kids have been taught 1 or 2 farming skills a piece.

Oh, and we will be generous and only charge half price for those 400 years of your food and lodging.

You owe us really…

Soon porn and masturbation will be crimes.

Punishable by life sentences to slavery.

Reclassify doom scrolling as recreational.

I solve problems people.

Well, now we know the cartels have a copy of the Epstien list, or at least the receipts from their transactions.

Can someome make a History Channel to run Trump documentaries 24/7?

Maybe he gets distracted.

You only need to buy transportation to the US.

Just have your athletes self deport thru ICE after their visa expires!

50% cheaper than normal!

All medals will have a big T on them.

Anyone care to bet?

Yeah. That plane is far too old for him.

And the ones behind the FBI director’s back.