Donald Trump, President of the United States: “We have been planning it for a long time. They have wanted a ballroom at the White House for more than 150 years, but there’s never been a president that was good at ballroom. I’m really good.”

wtf

“Don’t be a dick”

well said.

are you, by any chance, an 8 story tall crustacean from the mesozoic era?

and a nolan north style ghost to boot