What do racist have to do with school shootings?

drones can soar through school halls at 100 mph […] and can fly through double-paned glass

Ah yes, let’s fly a deadly projectile through the hallway … maybe shatter some glass for extra shrapnel. What could go wrong?

No, I’m just compensating for my tiny penis.

When my cat is trying to take a poop in the litter box, it will first dig a hole. But then instead of shitting into the hole like a normal cat, it will just stand in the hole with the front-paws and shit somewhere in a 360° radius around the hole. That radius is often outside the litter box.

around 400 counter protesters

That’s how many signed up. Only 35 actually showed up.