Right now I’m really hooked on Lucky Tower Ultimate. I’ve never been this into anything like it before, roguelites mostly bore me, but this game has such a goofy charm and - for an Early Access game - surprisingly deep explorability. It’s my go-to game for picking up my Steam Deck and screwing around for 20 minutes or an hour. I’m still having a ton of fun with it.

“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.”

Groucho Marx

I grew up hating a lot of vegetables because my grandfather - who I’m sure meant well - used to boil the life out of them. Green beans or broccoli would be soft, mushy, and greyish (while the water became green), and taste like unseasoned sadness.

One day when I was in grade school in the year nineteen eighty-bad, the cafeteria served hot dogs which had gone greyish and we were all told it was fine. They smelled awful and made a bunch of kids sick.

The question is about the worst food you’ve ever eaten. Are you Steve?

To reduce your intake of metals, remove the sardines from the tin before eating them.

They pad the packing peanuts crate out with brand new furniture.

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