Lyft and Uber shouldn’t charge more if the phone’s battery is low. But so many people have portable chargers, so low battery doesn’t necessarily mean desperation.

This is the policy of “America first”

Marriage, homeownership, baby. No big deal.

Why doesn’t America just set up a mercenary program like the Gaza humanitarian fund to assist with Ukraine?

I got all the games. Thank you!

Not that I want them to pass this legislation, but why does Congress get to take the month of August off and the average American doesn’t?

“I didn’t shoot a baby, I neutralized a threat!” - the IDF

Gee whiz

I got a Rx for zepbound and lost a bunch of weight.

That would annoy me and I’d spend too much time looking at it and thinking about it. I can’t live under those conditions.

My coworker’s commute is almost an hour on the train, so she can read a new book every week! My commute is only 5 minutes on the train, so I just listen to one or two songs. I wish I could read as many books as she does.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I’m voting for Katie Porter

but you still have to clean them out

We really need 4 day work weeks. 2 days to do everything that needs to be done is not enough!

Thanks for the “minimal” aid asshole

Trump could end this war with a truth-tweet if he wanted to.

Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.