Bugger. Still not useful for anything then

I memorised 100 digits of pi 20 years ago so I’ll just use those, I can get $100k easy. Finally this will come in handy for something

Diahhrheoea

Or whatever it is.

Local school is still going ahead with their class trip to US because they booked it before the shitstain got elected. They’re crazy - half the kids are brown and some are clearly 🌈 so I wish them the best but can’t imagine it’ll be flawless. They’re not planning another one though obviously.