If anything I think paying close attention to a lawn is classic heterosexual male behaviour

Anything I’ve bought at a sports stadium. The FootyScran twitter account catalogues some similar examples -

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Gardening (? idk this one is a struggle)

I remember back when reddit was edgier there was an /r/opiates sub where users would share cheery thoughts like, “I’m sure we all have a part of us fantasising about dying when we hit the plunger on the syringe.”

It was so bleak that it stuck with me.