What a great idea, it would also preclude the cost-surprise I experience at the register.

Is it really? I’ve never seen such a sign in my corner of the US. Often there’s only one human operated checkout.

I hate self check out. I’m a BYO bags person and the damn thing is always yelling at me, always talking mechanically at me, too loud. I would so much rather experience small talk.

Lay your theories on me. I have none.

I get all that, but what about the pregnancy??

My cat stares me down from the other end of the hallway, runs at me, then grabs onto my ankles and starts kicking violently.

Ocarina

I will always miss the post/comments about the person who didn’t want to poop for 3 days.