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  • theneverfox@pawb.socialtomemes@lemmy.worldI need ANSWERS
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    2 days ago

    Recently I met someone in my dream, where I was on vacation with some friends. The rest of the characters in the dream kinda faded into the background as we started talking, and I made a comment about how absurd the dream situation must seem to them, which shocked them and they asked me to repeat myself

    Then I said, “I’m only here for a couple days, but-”, they interrupted me to say “Yes! But I have to go home soon” as the dream collapses

    I woke up with the distinct impression they weren’t a dream character. I couldn’t look at them, I didn’t know anything about them, and they didn’t respond normally. All I have is a vague memory of their voice

    I think I surprised some kind of dream walker and asked them out



  • Pfft, skyscrapers? In this stage of capitalism? No, you get huge office buildings, 3 floors at best, and you’ll marvel when they have the exact same marble floorings in the lobby, which is just rows of elevators and hallways. They will have huge windows and be the building equivalent of a cubicle inside. They will all be grouped together on the outskirts of cities replacing green places, and there will be no public transportation between them and residential areas. If you’re lucky you can get a cafe within walking distance, but you probably have to drive for lunch

    Oh, and that reminds me, you really need to get more proactive about making public transportation worse. No one should use it by choice, it needs to be slow and dirty. Only the poors should use it, to motivate them to become billionaires somehow

    Also, the Chunnel is now just for freight. If you want to go somewhere, you’ll use cars and planes exclusively




  • Don’t worry, Trump is over there to teach you how to do things the American way. See, you use the cheapest lumber, plywood and pine boards, and then you cover it all in plastic sheeting. Then you put up drywall, which is about the weakest material known to man, and cover the interior walls with no plaster or anything

    Then what you want to do is really crank the plastic up to 11. Plastic siding, expanding plastic foam in the walls, just fill up the attic with it

    And you want to make the designs very basic, they should all look nearly identical

    And now you have a house that will require constant A/C or heating, because it’s a plastic bubble with terrible air circulation. Also, you have to worry about the whole thing rotting if it gets too damp

    But if you do everything right, it might last 50 whole years