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I think a whole lot of us need to become ICE agents, and fill our quotas by arresting Republicans in red districts.

Cheese and a rhyme scheme, phenomenal.

If only this could have been prevented🙄

Are you on DXM right now? What is the title of your post supposed to mean?

This is the most sensible answer here, honestly. The sentiment and intent are admirable, but you’re opening yourself up to a lot of potential risk.

What an incredible self-own lol.

Save your bacon fat in a jar, it’s clutch. You can do the same with beef tallow. Need to saute some onions for rice and beans? Bam, fry them in bacon fat. Stew recipe calls for vegetable oil to saute your carrots? Fuck that, tallow it. Some traditions exists because they work.

“my food tastes terrible, don’t eat at my house”

Trying to think of an appropriate vehicle to name “Toast the Knowing”

I name my bicycles.

Steely Fran is my touring and every day ride (she’s a Salsa Vaya, a steel-frame gravel bike)

Moon Unit is my fat-tire bike for snow, dirt, and rockhopping fun.

Sexy Beach 3

It’s not exactly what you’re referring to, but “Twisters” - the sequel to the tornado movie - was pretty weird.

Is that shrimp on top?