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Arguing with you people is exhausting.

Keep believing whatever you want.

Humor is subjective.

I’m sure you’d laugh at a lot of things that I’d consider childish and not funny.

Because dildos are funny and interrupting sporting events is hilarious.

I don’t care if it’s a women’s or men’s event.

That’s fine. The guy I was responding to was trying to argue that all pranks make everyone laugh, which is ridiculous.

Throwing dildos at a basketball game is not an act of cruelty, unless their intent was to injure someone.

What’s the definition of most?

Here’s the definition of a prank:

a practical joke or mischievous act

A practical joke or prank is a trick played on people, generally causing the victim to experience embarrassment, perplexity, confusion, or discomfort.

No laughter required.

Ok, buddy.

There’s not a single prank that everyone will laugh at, but keep believing what you want.

Sorry, just to drive the point further home: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practical_joke

No mention of laughter even being a factor. You can edit the article if you’d like to change that.

Also, this is a really good fucking prank:

It’d be hilarious if people responded by doing that.

Not really, but believe whatever you want.

“Everyone laughing” is an unreachable metric.

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Pranks make everyone laugh.

That’s most certainly not true.

I think they could’ve had a better memorial.

They should get one now that this has been removed.

Good.

Charge the useful idiots as much as they’re willing to pay.

That’s pretty funny, but the title makes it seem like he specifically targeted the girl.

It looks more like he threw it as a prank for the athletes, and it just so happened to hit a young girl.

California Assemblyman James Gallagher, the Republican minority leader

"You move forward fighting fire with fire and what happens?” Gallagher asked. “You burn it all down.”

These people are absolute pieces of shit. He’s just saying whatever will hurt democrats without touching republicans.

You can honestly use a smartphone pretty similarly to a dumbphone.

It’s your choice to use apps that aren’t email, text messaging, phone, or gps. Nobody is forcing you to use them.

Linux piracy can honestly be a pain in the ass. I wouldn’t beat yourself up too much over it if it wasn’t working properly.

There’s someone called “johncena” then some numbers who supposedly uploads some kind of Linux-ready release of games.

I’m a Linux pirate so I’ve been going through the trials and tribulations to get games to work. For the best results, I typical need to install the game in a Windows VM then copy it over to my main OS. It’s a hassle and takes up a lot of storage in the process, but it’s nice when it works.

It sucks when it doesn’t work and can feel like a waste of time. That’s something I’ve just gotten used to with computers.

Terry Davis.

About a 7.

Been using Linux for years, have a fairly wide variety of knowledge to pull from, but I’m still not that great or anything.

It definitely feels like progress slows as we get better.

You really shouldn’t let the state of the world breed you out of the gene pool.

Also, consider how humans in the past lived. Most of them had way, way worse lives than what the average person experiences today.

It’s not even close. Take a look at what life was like before we eradicated Smallpox, for example.

Right now is unironically the safest, most prosperous time in human history to have children.