Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

I put down box gently

It’s the military space battles. Most of them gloss over the whole socialist utopia as “fantasy” and just go right to “they’re just military during peace time” view

If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today

A midnight squealer

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

Assy McGee

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show