I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18
That’s so meaaan
This dad jokes.
Vestern problems.
Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever
You live a charmed live if a juicy weiner between the buns is what you call your wurst day.
I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.
That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.
They obviously had vested interests
Top patenting.
So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?
It’s not my joke, but am Dad and I believe the kids have to come first and then BAM! Dad jokes.
Thanks dad!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
Ok boomer.
