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“When a gift horse is munching on one’s carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth.” - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I don’t give a shit if it’s mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they’re game to do it again.
Call me bb.
But what if it turns out to be your actual mother…
I said what I said.
You know… I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
(NSFW?) spoiler
___This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I’d do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I think neither. You’d be like, “I’ll just be Putin, but…you know…as a good guy.”
knock on door
“Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up…”
Internet is fucked.
Always has been 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Of course I’m taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
I will answer this question with another question. “If I don’t take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord’s work, how do I get this person to do it again?”
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
I’m taking it off. I need to at least make sure it’s a sane human and not a rabid pig that’s going to spontaneously bite it off.
Premise that it won’t bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj. Would you do it then?
Don’t kink shame.
This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
