That’s closer to what I was thinking. Most of the suggestions in here are outright vandalism which is an asymmetric response and not very defensible. But if you’re physically capable, depending on traffic conditions, I’d feel like the safest route to go is over the top of the car. I’d do it for a car-shaped rock, so a car-shaped car is no different.
Get a bike with stud tyres and make a tire track right down the middle of the car as if a bike had just driven over the car.
That’s closer to what I was thinking. Most of the suggestions in here are outright vandalism which is an asymmetric response and not very defensible. But if you’re physically capable, depending on traffic conditions, I’d feel like the safest route to go is over the top of the car. I’d do it for a car-shaped rock, so a car-shaped car is no different.