Bring out the GIMP!
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virginsEdging for geeks.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not ready
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You’re sitting on it
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn’t come in a flat pack crate.
