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It’s going to make you snore as you get older and your upper back will hurt like the blazes.
I used to sleep in the #2 position, with my arms under my head. I’d wake up often with both arms completely asleep and I’d be unable to control them. Several times I tore my shoulder muscles trying to turn myself over while my arms were asleep. Then I got a CPAP and started sleeping in #16 position (like #15, but with arms on my belly/chest) and my back pain and shoulder pain has completely gone away, and with the CPAP I don’t snore.
So are you hot, or how did that work out?
Weirdly gendered…
AI slop which has been assembled, me thinks.
It’s bait for the ole “I’m 18 and my girlfriend is 11” thing
The what? I have no idea what this is
Edit: no I got it, okay, that’s crazy
Omfg it totally is!
Gross…
all of them
Everyone saying this is AI generated is dumb
This meme has been circulating for at least 12 years
Here’s a different version of it on shutter stock from 2012 https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sleeping-positions-part-one-122824720
My hero!
i think all except 13.
13, without the pillow, is kinda how babies/toddlers sometimes sleep (once they can roll over).
Why do half the images look blurry and weird and ugly? Is it AI slop or something?
Yep it be the slop alright
None of these involve an anime body pillow.
uh… just pointing that out on behalf of a friend.
You are a good friend
Is 18 okay?
I am more worried about 13
When your dead tired, but still constipated
Everything’s possible with consent.
8 looks like they’re worried about being hit by shrapnel.
Step 1: Lie Down Step 2: Try Not to Cry Step 3: Cry a Lot
Step 4: try not to suffocate yourself
Turn off the light and they go back to 8
Yes
#5
Does that make me a woman now according to the scrolls?
It’s been foretold!
5 is 4 but with less chance of twisting your ankles?
5 has your arm around the pillow. I’m 5 but also with a body pillow between the legs~
I dunno, but I’m an amazing cuddler. The pillow is just a placeholder for another person :>
Temporary inconvenience and all
Mixture of positions 2 (legs) and 3 (arms).
Same, but other way around.
Mine ain’t even on there bruh
How should I know, I’m sleeping
I met someone that actually slept like number 13.
In my early 20’s several friends had a summer house on the Jersey shore. I would visit every few weeks. There were always other friends crashing there as well.
Girl told us she slept this way and sure enough, we found her that way in the morning.
Always sleeping with one brown eye open
The best position for brain health isn’t shown. Right side.
This is an except from the linked PDF:
Sleeping position
Optimizing one’s sleeping position is a possible behavioral manipulation that may enhance glymphatic flow. Body posture during sleep affects the direction of gravity relative to the cerebrovascular system, changing the resistance to blood and CSF flow in the brain (Martin-Du Pan et al., 2004). Lee et al. (2015) showed that glymphatic transport in rats is more effective in a right lateral than in supine or prone positions. Healthy humans with a preference to sleep in a right lateral position showed longer SWS time and shorter REM sleep time compared to individuals with a preference to sleep in supine position (Zhang et al., 2022b). In line with this, sleeping in a supine position was associated with reduced SWS and REM sleep time compared to non-supine positions in patients with obstructive sleep apnea (Alfaiate et al., 2023). Intriguingly, it has been shown that patients with MCI, AD, and Lewy body dementia spend more time with their head in the supine than in non-supine (i.e., prone or lateral) positions during sleep compared to healthy age- matched controls (Levendowski et al., 2019)
That’s very interesting, tho I don’t really understand what it’s saying. Do you/they mean like the mirror image of 4 and 5? (maybe 12 comes the closest?)
