Grandma has seen her fair share of raves in the 90s

Do you peel sausages or suck them dry?

Sober maybe like once a week, while high it happens a lot.

Yup, they needed as much meat as they could get so they made it profitable. They didn’t let people buy back everything though, one or two carcasses per person. Most people traded them in for chickens because that meant more food.

Der Inlandtaipan gilt als die giftigste Schlange der Welt, da sein Gift im Vergleich zu anderen Schlangen wie Kobras oder Klapperschlangen eine sehr hohe Toxizität aufweist.

Er ist der Giftigste weil sein Gift vergleichsweise giftig ist.

unless they are thinking they will do anything the US tells them to do

100%

I’ve had rabbit a few times in Germany. Quite lean but not bad at all. It’s not that common these days, you can easily avoid it but it’s not hard to find either. There are many hobbyist breeders who sell their rabbits either alive or butchered. I think it’s more common in Eastern Germany though because a lot of people there used to keep rabbits back when meat was rare and traded them with the government.

Fry onions in coconut oil, add lentils and water, season with garam masala and/or other herbs and spices, optionally add dried fruit and nuts, eat with rice. The best thing about this is that all ingredients keep well in the cupboard so you can stock up a little when you can afford to.

There’s a few things I usually have at home because they’re cheap, can be used for various dishes with or without additional ingredients and I will actually eat them before they spoil:

Beans, lentils, tomato paste, eggs, peanuts, cottage cheese, smoked tofu (not neccessarily a cheap item but I only use half a block or less per dish), bread, rice, spring onions, bell pepper, frozen spinach, hummus, cucumber.

Sorry, you’re born too late. You would have loved 19th century colonialism. As long as you could get over the “uninhabited” part of course.

I was walking along, minding my business, when that orange colored guuuy

flash, bam, alakazam

doomed us all to diiie

When I lived with my grandparents for a while I had to use the bathroom without heated floors whenever the maid was cleaning the other one. My current bathroom straight up doesn’t have heating.

Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
I’ve arrived all over ye 😩

I think a lot will depend on whether nuclear wars break out but yeah, even in the worst case scenarios I don’t see civilization dissappearing entirely. And honestly it all kinda makes sense to me. Nature has to regulate itself somehow. If one species becomes too dominant things get tipped out of balance. If you have an infection because an organism that is usually present in small numbers on your body has turned predatory and is growing beyond sustainable levels you develop a fever until things are back to normal. It’s the alternative to dying. (Matrix Elrond had it right)

Man I love CP, if only it didn’t take up so much space on my hard drive.

The most common misconceptions in my experience:

“Why do I care? I’ve got nothing to hide and they have all our data anyway.”

“Isn’t open source less safe if everyone can see how it’s made?”

“Email is safe because only I have the password.”

I’d debunk those and give examples and tips. I’d also briefly tell them about the concept of social engineering and what to look out for. And if there’s time mentioning password managers couldn’t hurt.

SB-Kassen sind ein Geschenk Gottes was das angeht. Man kann einfach zwei Produkte in die Hand nehmen, nur eins scannen und dann beide schnell in der Tüte verschwinden lassen. Oder auch mal eins am Scanner vorbei bewegen aber den Barcode mit dem Finger verdecken. Oder was Größeres abstellen und am Ende ungescannt mitnehmen. Solange man sich dabei nicht auffällig bewegt ist das ziemlich diskret durchführbar.

Didn’t pass Dear Leader’s vibe check

There’s an easy way to test her true age. Everybody knows the millenial can’t resist the avocado toast.

Us normal folks have to work graveyard shifts at the anguish factory on fridays.