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minus-squareSprocketfree@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoStop taking jobs that report taxes too! Cash for the rest of your life, problem solved. /s
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI only accept payments in burritos
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-226 days agoI have a collection of bananas I use to measure things. Way more accurate than burritos. American here.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoThanks, now I’m picturing a dancing bear holding old bananas up to objects on the street. Hands coworker a banana, measure that side of the Tesla frame to 33 bananas and cut it there. “Are you sure the panels will line up after?” Of course man, all bananas are the same.
Stop taking jobs that report taxes too! Cash for the rest of your life, problem solved. /s
I only accept payments in burritos
I have a collection of bananas I use to measure things. Way more accurate than burritos. American here.
Thanks, now I’m picturing a dancing bear holding old bananas up to objects on the street.
Hands coworker a banana, measure that side of the Tesla frame to 33 bananas and cut it there.
“Are you sure the panels will line up after?”
Of course man, all bananas are the same.