Britain’s most tattooed man says new UK age checks block him from p*rn sites as facial recognition mistakes his tattoos for a mask, calling the tech discriminatory.
“Oh, hi Andrew why are you here?”
“Got a bottle of wine with my Asda order and need to go through this circus again…”
“Well enjoy your wine, age approved, see you!”
Idk, even that feels like a bit of a ideal/optimistic take. I just can’t see this going well no matter how they try to implement it. Can’t help but feel the ick anyway.
First thing I thought of was what if your family like aunt/uncle or cousin has this kind of job… that’d be way awkward.
Probably the more desirable dystopian future, to be honest.
Doesn’t need to be?
“Oh, hi Andrew why are you here?” “Got a bottle of wine with my Asda order and need to go through this circus again…” “Well enjoy your wine, age approved, see you!”
call disconnects, browser goes back to not-Asda
Idk, even that feels like a bit of a ideal/optimistic take. I just can’t see this going well no matter how they try to implement it. Can’t help but feel the ick anyway.