Thank god they told us in time. I will stop aging immediately to avoid this dire threat.

I’m 50 and I can confirm that all my joints are now aging faster than all my other joints.

The sensors are wearing out.

The steering column is OK, but the ball joints are getting a little loose.

The brakes are squealing and the calipers are getting stuck.

Thankfully the pumps are all still working fine.

There may be an issue with the catalytic converter and the muffler. The exhaust seems to be a bit excessive.

So I’m a car now…pfft, figures.

Emil Bove started rapidly aging all the parts at 44