My local supermarket keeps the dark beers in the cooler!

C’mon guys, the darks are brewed to taste best at room temperature… and I want it now.

I’m 50 and I can confirm that all my joints are now aging faster than all my other joints.

Our mexi is newer, more innovative. Better for your pocket and the environment than the old mexi.

Are you continuing the comic, or making an actual aside?

When I was a boy we all knew the world would end in nuclear war.

Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.

One of ours will track me down every day two hours before feeding time and start howling at me for food.

You will wait, you little glutton.

Lemmy is full of dorks, and I love that. Among its other flaws, Reddit could be mean-spirited at times. I haven’t seen the same willingness to ignore ordinary human decency in favour of karma-farming here.

I left Reddit in disgust during the API situation. All the cool kids were coming here, so I did too.