OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down14
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minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoWeird… According to the Bible no man, no angel, not even Jesus Christ himself knows when the rapture will be… Huge fan of whoever convinced them to blame it on trump not releasing the Epstein files tho.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoThere’s no such mention of the rapture at all in the Bible. It was invented in the 19th century. https://www.neh.gov/article/rise-rapture-horror-culture
minus-squareKühlschrank@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoIt was invented to distract us from the Trump/Epstein files
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoWhat about the 12000 from each of the 12 tribes?
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-215 days ago“Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn’t counting on a genius like me coming along.” a whole shitload of different preachers Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-215 days agoThe ones that could self selected out. (Or were kicked out.)
Weird…
According to the Bible no man, no angel, not even Jesus Christ himself knows when the rapture will be…
Huge fan of whoever convinced them to blame it on trump not releasing the Epstein files tho.
There’s no such mention of the rapture at all in the Bible. It was invented in the 19th century.
https://www.neh.gov/article/rise-rapture-horror-culture
It was invented to distract us from the Trump/Epstein files
What about the 12000 from each of the 12 tribes?
“Clearly, when he wrote with his own hand that no man would know the day or the hour, the Lord wasn’t counting on a genius like me coming along.”
Joking aside, how do whole congregations avoid seeing the narcissism on some of these motherfuckers?
The ones that could self selected out. (Or were kicked out.)