OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square159linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down14
arrow-up1188arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square159linkfedilink
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoWhen Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about -Carlin
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
When Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about
-Carlin