I nominate Greta Thunberg, just to spite him
Crying about not getting a participation trophy for the biggest snowflake ever.
Can somebody please just engrave “nobel peace prize” on a fucking bullet, already?
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What a sore fucking person in general. He’s never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn’t. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years
Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that
He’s not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.
And then fed to someone’s prize-winning razorbacks.
There you go
Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment
A gas station would be a fitting place for fossil-fuel shill Trump to hang out. An electric charging station, even better.
Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.
Eh, so what. Necromancy isn’t real.
Do you want a religion based on the infallible Donald Trump? Because I don’t. He won’t be alive to insult them anymore so they’ll just project what they want to believe onto him.
200 years from now, someone will do a study and find that his holy relics include several skeletons, all but one with unusually large hands, and half-a-dozen desiccated micropenises.
Then there’s a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that’s just not OK.
I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him
His ashes should be flushed down a toilet in Russia
He. Has. Not. Done. Any. Thing. To. Promote. Peace.
To be fair Kissenger has a Nobel prize so promotion of peace doesn’t have much to do with winning one
Totally fair. The child fucker has a blow out every time he’s told no.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
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“The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace,” White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.
“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives,” Cheung wrote on X. “He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will.”
I suspect a typo. It should hve read “who can move mountains with the sheer force of his wind.”
He’s so far up Trump’s ass, it’s a miracle he even managed to type that
I think he has the typewriter up there with him.
Well…at least he didn’t try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.
Yeah, why don’t they simply take all the nobel prizes from sweden, and trump can have enough for every year. 🤷
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#suprisedpickachu
Literally as predicted a few days ago. Yeah, this surprises no one.
What a peaceful response.
By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.
Yes, she also praised trump. If they’re trolling, does that mean they also admit seeing it as a meaningless award like the rest of us do?
Big dumb baby wants his shiny.
What a fucking loser.
Trump needs to be awarded a tombstone and coffin.
The consolation prize will be the Darwin award for the American people that voted for trump twice.
Three times and maybe even four if he’s still alive
