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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Anon is dehydrated

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Anon is dehydrated

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked

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      Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!

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        Not sure if we are mixing bidets with anal douching here? A bidet is not intended for internal use.

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        If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.

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        No, it hits the surface, it won’t reach your guts, you would need the nozzle stuck up your ass for that

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        …how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?

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          Uhhh… max, so about 80 PSI? Is that too much?

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          Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.

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            My experience with pressure washers has always been splattery. I would not voluntarily choose a splattery bidet experience.

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          About 60–70 psi, what about it?

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        Where do you put the nozzle?

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