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World War 3. It will usher in the Federation.

;)

I want to inject some positivity into this thread. My dad, who is turning 79 in a week, will be visiting soon. We’re going to present him with the most bedazzled outrageous and frankly disgusting hat I’ve ever heard of or seen or thought of. It’s shockingly pink, covered in rhinestones and spells out his name in another language that he’ll immediately recognize.

I also got him a cool ass travel mug for his coffee.

I won’t have any questions for him. We have a great relationship. I’ll miss him when he’s gone.

It’s been 24 years, I think that if you’re going to ask, now is an appropriate time.

I’m not your Dad, but I feel like I am,

1. I used to play as a level 18 gargoyle. Like, the stone creature. He was awesome.
2. All time favorite video game? Hmmm… hmm… probably flight simulator. I’ve played it since it first came out version 1.0, and still play it. I’m not sure if that qualifies though.
3. Ranma 1/2
4. I can’t actually answer that effectively. Certainly not from you. Perhaps from myself?

I haven’t yet found one that I actually care about. I mean, it’s fine, but boring.

What’s the name and IP of your LLM? I also want to confess some crimes.

You are bouncing on Boeing’s dick so hard I can hear the “boeing” from here. Jesus christ.

I upvoted you because in an idealistic world that would be true, but shareholders only care about the money.

no

This is rather odd, but I welcome it.

I have written three lengthy and well researched letters to Obama detailing why he disappointed me. No response, but that’s to be expected.

At this point, everyone in the capitol are chickens, but I don’t want their eggs…

How dare you use math and statistics the way they’re mean to be used. I’m going to anagram the word used and retroactively sue you. You’re sued!

Fascism

I am firmly convinced that left and right now longer actually exist. Instead we have a cyclops of oppression.