If they’re little wriggly sparkles against the sky, it’s not floaters, it’s https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

Floaters are darkish blobs.

I thought I could see atoms!

It wasn’t until I was an adult that I learned I was seeing the white blood cells in my retina’s capillaries

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon

It’s true that the avenues of escape are limited, and you don’t want to create a situation like Paradise in the Camp Fire where so many people died because the roads were too jammed to escape. But it seems like there are other ways to solve that problem, maybe an automatic emergency system for the traffic lights on PCH and Sunset, or even signage that would convert all but one lane to the same escape direction.

OUR APOLOGIES, THE EXHIBIT ON IMPEACHMENT HAS BEEN CLOSED DUE TO SOMEONE BEING A WHINY-ASS LITTLE BITCH

Cholera, mostly, but also violence. It says they were turned away from getting help because the locals feared contagion, so perhaps that’s some of the violence. They also made practically no money but had a generous whiskey allotment, which would likely contribute to violence. They were working on Duffy’s Cut for some time, and the mass grave has been described as a garbage dump for bodies, not like they were lined up and shot or something, not that it makes it any better. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/irelands-forgotten-sons-recovered-two-centuries-later-9194680/

And then the NOPE! outta there

“You’re supposed to pay me for my girls, scumbag!”

The members he’s talking to probably Said something like, “there’s a bunch more of us but they’re federal agents and police, so they don’t want to risk their jobs by showing up on your camera.”

Sure, everyone knew Trump hired a lot of young girls. He just wanted them all to himself.

When you’re their boss, they let you.

I’d bring a pinch of crabgrass and see which sleek void with a kink in her tail comes up to eat it.

I’m sorry

Im sure that’s just mechanical but it reads as something more painful and possibly deadly

I did this with my new daybed: tucked/taped the instructions, key and extra screwthingies under the mattress, so if it’s ever moved or sold they’ll be visible as soon as you take off the mattress to start.

It’s the only one that looks happy to be there.

A life jacket can’t effectively protect you against debris, but it can help keep you from drowning from exhaustion as you try to dodge and seek an escape. And if you do die anyway, it could help your body be found, for the sake of those who mourn you.

They didn’t recognize him with his clothes on