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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

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Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital
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A man accused of going on a naked joyride on a stolen boat in the Hudson River over the weekend, has escaped from a hospital where he was undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.
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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    12 days ago

    They didn’t recognize him with his clothes on

  • Kintarian@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    My hero

  • dogerwaul@pawb.social
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    we found the main character

    • Hubi@feddit.org
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      The main character of a Saints Row game?

      • Tony Bark@pawb.socialOP
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        12 days ago

        I was thinking GTA.

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Some people just live life to the fullest.

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      12 days ago

      Born on the 4th of July: https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-accused-taking-key-west-conch-tour-train-joyride-having-meth

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    I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.

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    It saddens me that they’ll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.

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    If nothing else the dude’s got balls.

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      Oh, did you see him on the boat?

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    Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.

    “Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor”

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      But it didn’t! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.

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        Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:

        30s Brandenburger Tor video

        https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch

        Berlin music video 1

        Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin’s local public transport company

        BVG promoting weed (kinda)

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