They didn’t recognize him with his clothes on
My hero
we found the main character
The main character of a Saints Row game?
I was thinking GTA.
Some people just live life to the fullest.
I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.
It saddens me that they’ll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.
If nothing else the dude’s got balls.
Oh, did you see him on the boat?
Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.
“Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor”
But it didn’t! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.
Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:
https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch
Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin’s local public transport company