Cave Johnson here. It turns out that moon dust isn’t in fact cocaine. I am now terribly ill.

Is there someone you forgot to ask?

• Putin: I consent!
• Trump: I consent!
• Zelensky: I don’t!

Bloody Tories never living up to their promises smh my head

1488 is a white supremacist slogan, the first part consisting of the 14 words:

The second part, 88, is an abbreviation of HH (the 8th letter of the alphabet is H), which itself is also an abbreviation of Heil Hitler.

If I ever have to buy a car, I’ll either get a used one from the 00’s or look for a “dumb” one. The amount of power that manufacturers wield over our own devices that we bought and paid for these days is nauseating.

I wonder why they stopped dating, they looked like a perfect match to me.

I’d honestly expect the TikToker to be called SiegHeil1488 or something like that by this point.

I’ve heard that housefresh.com is a good source of legit reviews, for anyone looking for an air purifier.

“Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!” - Avery Johnson

This is what happens when a time traveler steps on a twig.

I’m not sure what you mean by this. Copyparty is a fileserver that I’m using for quick sharing of files and folders with others. “Managing multiple devices” is not what I would use it for, whatever you might mean by that. It does have one-way sync, if that’s what you’re looking for.

My RSS reader, Akregator, has an option to open every article in an embedded web browser. I use this feature precisely for these kinds of situations. Most artists that I follow have their own websites with proper RSS feeds, but others only post on Bluesky or similar, that also only show the title and body text. If I can’t follow them through RSS, I just don’t follow them at all. I can’t be bothered to have their newsletter clog up my inbox or use some third-party service that will probably shut down when I least expect it to.

I was surprised that the church sequence doesn’t kill you. I only got shot once in the Whirling-In-Rags.

Encryption. For the poors, that is.

Somehow, they’re forgetting that sex sells like hot cakes. They’re also not passing up the opportunity to marginalize minorities even further!

But have you done it on a badger?

The high-tech drones, which are piloted by a team of former military men and nationally ranked professional drone racers, are not armed with bullets, but Campus Guardian Angel’s intention isn’t to kill or arrest; it’s to distract.

If they were powered by AI, the media would be salivating over it.

✅ Don’t fix the underlying program
✅ Give $557,000 to a miltech company
We did it Patrick! We saved the city!

The bigger question is when they’ll have these patrolling the streets… At least they’re human-operated, for now.

I’m sure that there are state-sponsored actors trying to do just that this very moment.