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Driving your own car.

But not in a good way. You’re expected to just die.

I’d rather go on vacation to the middle of nowhere where I can’t see any other people.

Move to the country.

Eat me a lot of peaches.

Imagine getting in your car and it refusing to drive you anywhere because the wear sensor on the brake pads is bad, but everything else is fine.

If they could have made anything self driving already it’d be trains, but we still don’t have fully automated trains

I saw a video recently by a car enthusiast who hates the idea of self driving cars for a novel reason.

Even if self-driving cars are safer than people it won’t stop bad owners. People who drive with unsafe mechanical issues they can’t or won’t get fixed are still going to exist, and bald tires and worn brakes would eliminate any potential safety benefits of self driving.

And by further removing people from the operation of a car, you’re making them worse owners. They won’t know what a worn tie rod bushing would feel like because they never steer. Making cars into appliances just makes them less safe.

He also made a point that I agree with: If we get people who don’t want to drive off the road, the roads would be nicer for people who do want to drive.

Life goals.

So by Republican logic that baby can vote

How to wipe devices before disposing of them.

Having lived in a majority white city where they divided themselves between countries of origin, this would happen.

Until a large Hispanic influx northeast PA had Italian sections, Irish sections, Lithuanian sections, Polish sections, etc. When my ex’s grandmother met me she asked me “what are you?” despite us both being white.

Not in Britain

And since republicans draw the districts and republicans always vote, how will democrats ever win?

So Dems are never gonna win again?

What the hell do you think I’ve been doing for the last 25 years?

I agree with you but my government doesn’t.

They also make sure there’s more Republican voters in the districts in the first place.

Unless you’re saying democrats shouldn’t think when they vote.

Doesn’t matter. They still win.

Meanwhile, Dems had the fully power of the Federal Government in 2009 and again in 2021 and… did nothing.

INB4 libs insisting democrats never actually had any power

I think the orgasms are better because you don’t have the worry of pregnancy

Don’t fear the snip. Mine was almost entirely painless and it’s really nice to have one less thing to worry about.

Only side effect is now my right testicle dangles lower than my left.